Sexual harassment education videos may be my favorite thing on YouTube, and this one may be my favorite example of my favorite thing on YouTube. Not only does it have the best title — “Unwanted Affection” — but it was produced for employees of Walter Reed Army Medical Center. Because if you’re going to serve our nation’s heroes, you’d sure as fuck better not waste time trying to play grabass with your coworkers.
Yes! The graphics are amazing. And just look at how much fun the probably-actual-Walter-Reed-employees people are not having in this video. The acting! Extraordinary!
This next bit might be the sexxxiest part of the whole thing. You can just tell he’s ready to throw it up in there the moment she says the word.
And if this video doesn’t suit your afternoon laughter needs, well, we’ve got others in store. All you need to do is just agree to go off base with us tomorrow night, maybe check into a local Motel 6 and let us watch you shower. That sounds right, don’t it, girl? You want that promotion, doncha? DONCHA?
UPDATE: We have learned from comedian and veteran Kevin Plantz that this video may still be in use! He saw it before his Kosovo tour in 2010. That. Is. Spectacular.