Let’s have some real talk, shall we? Sometimes we’re tough. Sometimes we’re tender. And sometimes we’re both, which is when we need this dainty little high-heeled wine rack shoe decorated with the logo of our favorite NFL sportsball team.
Oh, also, too, please bedazzle that shit because you know how we do. If you really love us (AND WE KNOW YOU DO) you will buy us the entire damn NFL lineup. How many teams is that? Eleventy? We’re going with eleventy.
[While you’re at it, there’s so many more things we need. Won’t someone think of the writers???]