If We Can’t Have This NFL High-Heeled Shoe Wine Rack For Christmas, Life Is Not Worth Living

  All We Want For Christmas Is Everything

Let’s have some real talk, shall we? Sometimes we’re tough. Sometimes we’re tender. And sometimes we’re both, which is when we need this dainty little high-heeled wine rack shoe decorated with the logo of our favorite NFL sportsball team.


Oh, also, too, please bedazzle that shit because you know how we do. If you really love us (AND WE KNOW YOU DO) you will buy us the entire damn NFL lineup. How many teams is that? Eleventy? We’re going with eleventy.

[While you’re at it, there’s so many more things we need. Won’t someone think of the writers???]

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  • Gretchen Miller Neuman

    Do they make a Buffalo Bills version of that? I have Aunts….

  • natl_[redacted]_cmdr

    I love all the HappyNiceTimePeople, but anyone who wears pointy-toed shoes looks like an awkward bird.

  • Callyson

    I’m as much of a hard core Steelers fan as anyone, and even I have to say “Isn’t that a bit much?”

    /frightened that I am still thinking about it

  • therealtinlizzy

    Anyone else trying to figure out how/where in fuck the wine goes?