HBO

TRUE DETECTIVE: Down Will Come

  RECAP - Season 2: Episode 4
Carnage. Lots and lots of carnage. So much carnage. And some other stuff, but all you'll really remember is the carnage. Our True Detective recap marathon reaches Day/Episode 4! Read more

HBO

TRUE DETECTIVE: Maybe Tomorrow

  RECAP - Season 2: Episode 3
It's day three of our True Detective marathon! We last left Colin Ferrell in a bloody heap with shotgun wounds all over his body, but don't worry nothing comes of that. Also, there's lots of police investigation stuff, but nothing comes of that either. Not coming is also a major theme. Read more

HBO

TRUE DETECTIVE: Night Finds You

  RECAP - Season 2: Episode 2
Our True Detective Season 2 marathon continues with a recap a day until we catch up. This week, proof that guns don't kill people. Or at least not people whose names appear in the opening credits. Better luck next time, bird-face! Read more

HBO

TRUE DETECTIVE: The Western Book of the Dead

  RECAP - Season 2: Episode 1
HNTP is taking on True Detective! One recap a day until we catch up! Please welcome our new recapper Joannes Truyens to the fold as we kick off Season 2 of TV's most existentially depressing cop show since The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo. Read more

Fox

WAYWARD PINES: Lord of the Flies

  RECAP - Season 1 Finale (Episode 10)
Season 1 of Wayward Pines ends with both a bang and a whimper. The human race at the height of its power and technology couldn't stop the rise of the mutant aberrations, but they can't handle one unfrozen dude with one backpack of C4? Bulls#*t. Read more

Sundance

DEUTSCHLAND 83: Say It Like You Mean It

  RECAP - Season 1: Episode 6
Apparently the secret to staying alive in Deutschland 83 is not to be remotely competent at the whole spying thing, because those who are keep sacrificing themselves for those who aren't. More death, betrayal, and prostitutes in this week's recap. Read more

Money

Time to Miramax Out Your Credit Cards

  HNTP MAKES BID TO BUY STUDIO
Miramax is reportedly going up for sale for $1 billion, and since it’s got a TV division, we figure it’s ripe for the pickin’ for HNTP. All we need is for each of you, our loyal friends and supporters, to kick in a little something, Kickstarter-style. Read more