Does anyone else think the violence in Iraq kinda sorta looks like this Biblical prophesy, if you squint and lean to the left and spill chicken soup over most of the words?

 
Pat Robertson is off playing fan fiction with the Bible again, writing wildly imaginative new prophesies loosely based on the original characters. Per Wonkette: ISIS is a bunch of unstoppable murderous thugs trying to drag the Middle East into a New Medieval Order, and Pat Robertson couldn’t be ... Read more
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Thursday in the blurbs

 
Old people watch a lot of television… A&E doesn’t need viewers anyway… and Netflix ponies up record-breaking numbers for The Blacklist. All this and more in the blurbs…… Read more
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Wednesday in the blurbs

 
The case of the flatulent hippo… the return of the Tanners… and lingering a little too long on Michael Sam in the shower. We’ve got all this and more today in the blurbs.… Read more
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Meet the Press: Now with more edge!

 
If you equate “edge” with a “coffeehouse conversation,” you are apparently NBC News president Deborah Turness. Those are the two things she says Meet the Press needs when Chuck Todd takes over next month. “The show needs more edge,” she said. “It needs to be consequential. I think the show had ... Read more
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Tuesday in the Blurbs

 
Castle spinoff gets all Inception-y… buying your way into the Super Bowl Half Time show… and if the British are having sex in a box, why can’t we? All this and more in the blurbs…… Read more
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Which animated lass grows up to be your ideal girlfriend? (Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon ‘cause that cartoon has got the boom…)

 
MTV has some fun imagining what type of girlfriend your 17 favorite TV cartoon kiddos would grew up to be, so I’m going to turn it into a quiz… Can you guess which animated young girls MTV thinks will someday match these s/o descriptions? Girlfriend #1: The one who’s smarter than you You’re a ... Read more
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DOCTOR WHO RECAP: Deep Breath (8.1)

 
FADE IN: EXT. VICTORIAN LONDON A tyrannosaurus rex is splashing around in the Thames River, trying make the international sign for “choking,” but his poor little t-rex arms aren’t long enough. MADAME VASTRA: It is I, a beloved side character from seasons past, come to give my blessing to the ... Read more
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Sink or swim time at Amazon

 
Love this business model! This Thursday, Amazon is once again putting a batch of pilot episodes for potential original series online for the public to view. The viewers’ response will determine which ones go forward to a full first season and which ones die a brutal, agonizing death.   At ... Read more
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Monday in the Blurbs

 
Shatner talks shit about The Next Generation… The Simpsons score huge ratings (by FXX standards)… and NBC says goodbye to the yellow brick road. All this and more in the blurbs…… Read more
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Goodbye, CNN Headline News… Hello, The Blaze?

 
Will CNN hand the reins of its Headline News over to Glenn Beck and his unholy minions? The Wrap says it’s a definite, ongoing possibility. After Time Warner entertained but ultimately walked away from two proposals to scrap all HLN programming and replace it with The Blaze’s 24/7 conspiracy ... Read more
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